About The Author
I'm matt bluelander. You can call me Matt Bee for short.
I was born in nineteen eighty-five in Appalachia, a mountainous region of the eastern United States, where I currently reside with my spouse and cat. The land I live on rightfully belongs to the Tsalagi people. I'm nonbinary and my pronouns are they/them, but he/him or she/her don't bother me. Local time is UTC -5 (-4 during DST, Mar. 09 — Nov. 02.)
I'm a neurodivergent anarchist raccoon. By day I am a humble spreadsheet mechanic; by evening, I'm a writer and a programmer; by night, I am a sleepy critter. I'm trying my best to be a positive nihilist. I'm tired, but I have Izzy, my wonderful spouse, and she keeps me going 🦝♥️🐼
My current system is a Thinkpad x250 running Debian 12 with XFCE.
My favorite color is purple.
It is customary to display a list of my interests on the info page of a personal website, so you know if you should follow me, but I'm sort of interested in everything, and my level of interest in any particular thing waxes and wanes unpredictably. To be as broad and unhelpful as possible, I'm interested in sustainable technology, art, literature, music, games, history, science, politics, and law.
If you'd like to get in touch, click here to send me a message or reach me at bluelander@tutanota.com.
Thanks for reading!
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Header image from Phantasy Star IV. Background image from Wiz 'n Liz. Avatar image from Donut County. Copyrights to the original publishers.
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Blog
May 19, 2025: My headphones keep crashing
May 15, 2025: Why my titles are terrible, and what I intend to do about it
May 12, 2025: Sunny Merch Now Available!
May 11, 2025: Ren and Stimpy
May 08, 2025: Blind Spots
May 07, 2025: Quick Note on Captchas
May 06, 2025: Android Browsers are Weird
May 05, 2025: Neurodivergence
May 03, 2025: The L.A. Noire Video Didn't Hit
May 01, 2025: Stop Using Relative Timestamps
May 01, 2025: IP Theater, Congrats to Rabbit, Bloggodynamism
Apr 29, 2025: Website, Kiki, Brain
Apr 26, 2025: Kiki URL Rewrites With Managed Hosting
Apr 26, 2025: Coding as a Craft
Apr 25, 2025: A Foolish Blunder
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Welcome to A Lovely Harmless Monster (Kiki Edition). I'm Matt Bee, and this is my web zone. I'm an appalachian typing raccoon (procyon montani). When I'm not working at the spreadsheet factory, I like to play games, make games, learn, read, and write. Learn more on the about page.
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Quote of the Day
Introducing the new 14-ounce coca-cola. 12 oz. can not enough? Pint bottle too much? Pop the top of a Fresh Fourteen™️
Picture of the Day
Brazillian Atari 2600 ad. A woman with an alien blue cast to her skin holds a joystick, mouth agape in an expression of what is meant to be excitement but looks like pain or horror. A number of cartridges are composited into the scene.
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You can view a feed of blogs I read at my vore.website page.
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